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Just remember, you can't polish a turd. But you can roll it in glitterOriginally posted by covbob View PostNo such luck here I'm afraid. If only I was off out of here!
To be fair I'm polishing the CV at the moment. Things can only get better...
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Etsy is now selling pills that make you poop glitter | Metro NewsOriginally posted by DaveB View PostJust remember, you can't polish a turd. But you can roll it in glitter
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Another cwt* of windfalls dumped in the compost.
It's getting more difficult coz the compost heap is now nearly as tall as I am & full of wasps.
*this abbreviation may be found on the back of 1950s exercise books.Comment
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Waiting in for someone to come and collect their eBay purchase. Which is annoying as I have no food in. And I said 'after 6' which, in hindsight, is a bit vague...Comment
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Get dinner delivered.Originally posted by barrydidit View PostWaiting in for someone to come and collect their eBay purchase. Which is annoying as I have no food in. And I said 'after 6' which, in hindsight, is a bit vague...Comment
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More food related nonsense up on t'blog
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Long, short, central or imperial cwt?Originally posted by zeitghost View PostAnother cwt* of windfalls dumped in the compost.
It's getting more difficult coz the compost heap is now nearly as tall as I am & full of wasps.
*this abbreviation may be found on the back of 1950s exercise books.Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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