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Yesterday, I asked the people in the shared service centre to upload a file for me so that I can manipulate it and, basically, do what they pay me to do.
Email this morning - the file arrived late so we're not going to bother.
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Originally posted by SimonMac View Post#BenchLife
You looking for a gig yet?
Confidence is a preference for the habitual devotee
Of what is known as
(Benchlife)
A business suit can be avoided
If you take a route straight to what is known as
(Benchlife)
John's got brewers droop he gets intimidated
By the women in HR, they love a bit of him.
(Benchlife)
Who's that Manager whining?
You should cut down on your meetings mate, get some exercise!
All the permies
So many permies
And they all go hand in hand
Hand in hand through their benchlife
I get up when I want except on Wednesdays
When I get rudely awakened by the dustmen
(Benchlife)
I put my trousers on, have a cup of tea
And I think about leaving the house
(Benchlife)
I feed the pigeons I sometimes feed the sparrows too
It gives me a sense of enormous well-being
(Benchlife)
And then I'm happy for the rest of the day safe in the knowledge
There will always be a bit of my heart devoted to it
All the permies
So many permies
And they all go hand in hand
Hand in hand through their Worklife
It's got nothing to do with
Project Management technique you know
(Benchlife)
And it's not about all those PM's
Who go round and round and round
(Benchlife)
All the permies
So many permies
And they all go hand in hand
Hand in hand through their Worklife
Benchlife
(Benchlife)
Benchlife
(Benchlife)"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostSure you are not crying out of love for your esteemed customers?Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View Post<-Lizardly, no s
Sorry to hear that mate.
Sounds grim.
for cat<-Lizardly no sAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by DaveB View Post<Music>
Confidence is a preference for the habitual devotee
Of what is known as
(Benchlife)
A business suit can be avoided
If you take a route straight to what is known as
(Benchlife)
John's got brewers droop he gets intimidated
By the women in HR, they love a bit of him.
(Benchlife)
Who's that Manager whining?
You should cut down on your meetings mate, get some exercise!
All the permies
So many permies
And they all go hand in hand
Hand in hand through their benchlife
I get up when I want except on Wednesdays
When I get rudely awakened by the dustmen
(Benchlife)
I put my trousers on, have a cup of tea
And I think about leaving the house
(Benchlife)
I feed the pigeons I sometimes feed the sparrows too
It gives me a sense of enormous well-being
(Benchlife)
And then I'm happy for the rest of the day safe in the knowledge
There will always be a bit of my heart devoted to it
All the permies
So many permies
And they all go hand in hand
Hand in hand through their Worklife
It's got nothing to do with
Project Management technique you know
(Benchlife)
And it's not about all those PM's
Who go round and round and round
(Benchlife)
All the permies
So many permies
And they all go hand in hand
Hand in hand through their Worklife
Benchlife
(Benchlife)
Benchlife
(Benchlife)Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostSlow day?"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by Pondlife View PostI do wish lunchtime would get it's fecking @rse in gear and turn up already.
/rumble
Been here since 07:00."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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