and 2 days of billing down the drain
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostGuess I am dying with ebola Fecking headache, cold and fever
If I die shortly, Nick can have my RR, norrahe can have my belly fat, ms can have my motorbike and Suity can have my used underwear
I'd prefer the RR, we're losing our wheels so that would do nicely, if you don't mind.Comment
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Postand 2 days of billing down the drainComment
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Originally posted by norrahe View PostOh dear!
I'd prefer the RR, we're losing our wheels so that would do nicely, if you don't mind.Comment
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostGuess I am dying with ebola Fecking headache, cold and fever
If I die shortly, Nick can have my RR, norrahe can have my belly fat, ms can have my motorbike and Suity can have my used underwear
Ooh, ta. ms#3 will be pleased with that.
Get well soonComment
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Originally posted by norrahe View PostYou must be dying then.
The moral man in me decided not to billComment
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostGuess I am dying with ebola Fecking headache, cold and fever
If I die shortly, Nick can have my RR, norrahe can have my belly fat, ms can have my motorbike and Suity can have my used underwearOriginally posted by mudskipper View PostOoh, ta. ms#3 will be pleased with that.
Get well soonComment
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Originally posted by norrahe View PostOh dear!
I'd prefer the RR, we're losing our wheels so that would do nicely, if you don't mind.
Only joking, hope some good luck comes your way soonComment
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I may have located the leak in the central heating system in The ZeitHouse.
It is, of course, under the floor in my office in the front room.
Under the corner desk, and a big feck off bookcase.
How the feck I'm going to get at it is moot at the moment.
The boiler in the ZeitParents' house is indisputably fecked & not in a good way.
Must arrange a repair call tomorrow.
The electric shower in the ZeitHouse still works, which is a miracle.
Other than that there's the back boiler in the ZeitParents' house that I've just cleaned the ash out of.
Once I've finished this bottle of beer I'm off to bed.
Ho fecking hum.
Plus ZeitMater is still nauseous.
This evening's visit was only 15 mins for that very reason.
Dunno what's going on there, I suppose it'll get sorted.Comment
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