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Not funny!Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostAll the best!

I got up several hours earlier than usual and the feckers are well late.
As far as I'm concerned this is practically dawn for me.Comment
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You're Goddamn Right!Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
I suspect it'll be a bit chilly to start with, though
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Got to care home, laden with chocolates (Dairy Milk gigantic box ripoff special, more packing than chocs version) plus a M&S birthday cake.
Been there 5 minutes, when ZeitMater starts throwing up.
Hung about for 20 minutes then buggered off before (hopefully) catching anything.
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Builders turned up 40 mins late, then realised they hadn't got the right type of scaffolding and have now buggered off again.
They moved the egg off the terrace which was the most worrying part for me, if that got broken I would be well unhappy.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostGot to care home, laden with chocolates (Dairy Milk gigantic box ripoff special, more packing than chocs version) plus a M&S birthday cake.
Been there 5 minutes, when ZeitMater starts throwing up.
Hung about for 20 minutes then buggered off before (hopefully) catching anything.

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Can't they build a bridge with the scaffold?Originally posted by norrahe View PostWaiting for the builders to turn up.
Going to be a right bitch as they have to take all the equipment and scaffolding through the house, there's no way to access the house from the rear, unless you fancy wading through a stream.Comment
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I didn't even get a piece of birthday cake or a chocolate.
And now I won't coz I never eat anything in that place. (Or hospitals for that matter).Comment
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