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Apparently he buggered off to live with someone else, got replaced, the someone else then buggered off leaving the cat.Originally posted by norrahe View PostIs she an ok owner or a crappy one which is why he comes to you?
Cat & the replacement don't get on, so he wanders about.
He must have been taken to the vet by her coz I certainly didn't do it.
Then again, he may be opportunist.
Like they all are.
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No, that's air fungus.Originally posted by zeitghost View PostIndeed not.
Though I've always preferred cunnilingus myself.
It is some sort of Irish airline, innit?
Wasn't there a Cranberries song about cunnilingus?Comment
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Sometimes they are but more often than not something is rotten in the state of Denmark ( or downtown Swansea)Originally posted by zeitghost View PostApparently he buggered off to live with someone else, got replaced, the someone else then buggered off leaving the cat.
Cat & the replacement don't get on, so he wanders about.
He must have been taken to the vet by her coz I certainly didn't do it.
Then again, he may be opportunist.
Like they all are.
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I did make the mistake of cuddling him at the bottom of the stairs a couple of years ago, which went down very well.Originally posted by norrahe View PostSometimes they are but more often than not something is rotten in the state of Denmark ( or downtown Swansea)
Anyway, time for bed said Zeity.
Feck off said Florence.

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Nighty nightOriginally posted by zeitghost View PostI did make the mistake of cuddling him at the bottom of the stairs a couple of years ago, which went down very well.
Anyway, time for bed said Zeity.
Feck off said Florence.


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There's always...Originally posted by norrahe View PostNo, that's air fungus.
Wasn't there a Cranberries song about cunnilingus?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLgeiRO63mEComment
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Feck me, I venture into General for the first time this week and there's the suited one starting a new thread about how wonderful he is.
This is why I stay out of there
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Leave him to it and out him on ignore.Originally posted by covbob View PostFeck me, I venture into General for the first time this week and there's the suited one starting a new thread about how wonderful he is.
This is why I stay out of there
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