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Morning!
Fast food shopping begins at the butchers then Waitrose for the condiments.
Burger King burgers
Rack of Ribs in TFI Friday Jack Daniels sauce (reversed engineered)
hyperD's famous corn dogs
Sizzling rump steaks
Deep fried KFC crispy chicken wings
Triple cooked chips
Corn cobs and token salad
hyperD's famous spicy garlic beans
But first, the annoying job of replacing an outside light bulb. How many hyperD's does it take to replace a light bulb? Just one. 'cos everyone else has fecked off.If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Originally posted by hyperD View PostMorning!
Fast food shopping begins at the butchers then Waitrose for the condiments.
Burger King burgers
Rack of Ribs in TFI Friday Jack Daniels sauce (reversed engineered)
hyperD's famous corn dogs
Sizzling rump steaks
Deep fried KFC crispy chicken wings
Triple cooked chips
Corn cobs and token salad
hyperD's famous spicy garlic beans
But first, the annoying job of replacing an outside light bulb. How many hyperD's does it take to replace a light bulb? Just one. 'cos everyone else has fecked off.Need to pick up some duck fat as well for the confit duck for tomorrows dinner.
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostOff to the butchers as well, for sausages, bacon and eggs. To be followed by breakfastNeed to pick up some duck fat as well for the confit duck for tomorrows dinner.
If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Originally posted by norrahe View Post
You really don't want to do that.Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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More news from the money pit......
Not more money being spent, seem to have turned a corner and things are being sorted out.
Pretty much everything apart from the botch jobs by the guy who preppped the kitchen, we're not getting him back in again and are awaiting a list of the faults that will need to be made right, he will be asked to resubmit his invoice heavily discounted. I am expecting several e-mails from him of an aggressive nature.
We also found out he went to the shop of the guy who's doing most of the renovations and had a go at him and also the other electrician!!! Just because we had decided to use another company for the rest of our work.
The reason we went went someone else was due to the fact he was extremely rude to me via e-mail and thankfully so as the guy we have now is extremely competent.Last edited by norrahe; 18 January 2014, 10:37.Comment
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been training once. came back for PR checks to find its delayed! grrrr
So now eating porridge. Then PR checks. Then another cycle.
This L2B thread looks fun - its all about numbers! I just wish I knew what they meant!
I would ask MS but she will tell me to think about something more my level - fluffy kittens.Comment
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Afternoon all.
Here we is again again.
ZeitPater is not in a terribly good way.
- low blood pressure
- Pneumonia
- Kidneys failing
- atrial fibrillation
- ventricles not working properly
- heart electrical activity not good
- depressed
- won't get out of bed any more
Ho hum.
Can't treat the depression coz the antidepressants affect the heart.
Ho very hum.
Sounds like it's just a matter of time.Comment
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Originally posted by hyperD View PostBut first, the annoying job of replacing an outside light bulb. How many hyperD's does it take to replace a light bulb? Just one. 'cos everyone else has fecked off.
Been there, done that & got the teeshirt.
Several times.
I grease the fittings with molygrease or graphite grease these days. It does help a bit.Comment
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