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 Chances of my noob being allocated a laptop when he arrives on Monday - about 20%. Apparently there 'aren't any'.
 
 We've got him a desk though, so that's a start  Comment
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 I remember starting one contract sitting in the canteen looking at schematics for a telephone.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostChances of my noob being allocated a laptop when he arrives on Monday - about 20%. Apparently there 'aren't any'.
 
 We've got him a desk though, so that's a start 
 
 And in those days they were allowed to smoke inside. : :
 
 That contract extended month by month for a whole year IIRC.
 
 Mountains of paperwork from the pimp.
 
  
 
  
 
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 Well at least you've told hyperD what to expect....Originally posted by mudskipper View PostChances of my noob being allocated a laptop when he arrives on Monday - about 20%. Apparently there 'aren't any'.
 
 We've got him a desk though, so that's a start merely at clientco for the entertainment merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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 Show him the stationary cupboard and the coffee machine and he will be occupied for a few daysOriginally posted by mudskipper View PostChances of my noob being allocated a laptop when he arrives on Monday - about 20%. Apparently there 'aren't any'.
 
 We've got him a desk though, so that's a start Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise? Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
 
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 Well, that's a good start. Do cupboards normally move in your world?Originally posted by SimonMac View PostShow him the stationary cupboard and the coffee machine and he will be occupied for a few days  Comment
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 When I am in there with MudSkipper, they move, shake and rock!Originally posted by RetSet View PostWell, that's a good start. Do cupboards normally move in your world? Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise? Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
 
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 You don't know our clientco. Everything moves continually...Originally posted by RetSet View PostWell, that's a good start. Do cupboards normally move in your world? merely at clientco for the entertainment merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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