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Chances of my noob being allocated a laptop when he arrives on Monday - about 20%. Apparently there 'aren't any'.
We've got him a desk though, so that's a start
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I remember starting one contract sitting in the canteen looking at schematics for a telephone.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostChances of my noob being allocated a laptop when he arrives on Monday - about 20%. Apparently there 'aren't any'.
We've got him a desk though, so that's a start
And in those days they were allowed to smoke inside.
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That contract extended month by month for a whole year IIRC.
Mountains of paperwork from the pimp.


Byeeeee
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Well at least you've told hyperD what to expect....Originally posted by mudskipper View PostChances of my noob being allocated a laptop when he arrives on Monday - about 20%. Apparently there 'aren't any'.
We've got him a desk though, so that's a start
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Show him the stationary cupboard and the coffee machine and he will be occupied for a few daysOriginally posted by mudskipper View PostChances of my noob being allocated a laptop when he arrives on Monday - about 20%. Apparently there 'aren't any'.
We've got him a desk though, so that's a start
Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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Well, that's a good start. Do cupboards normally move in your world?Originally posted by SimonMac View PostShow him the stationary cupboard and the coffee machine and he will be occupied for a few days
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When I am in there with MudSkipper, they move, shake and rock!Originally posted by RetSet View PostWell, that's a good start. Do cupboards normally move in your world?
Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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You don't know our clientco. Everything moves continually...Originally posted by RetSet View PostWell, that's a good start. Do cupboards normally move in your world?
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