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    There was a fat lass from Newcastle...
    Who found looking for work a hassle
    So she whipped out her tits
    And attempted the splits
    while her norks were adorned with a tassle

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      Originally posted by PRC1964
      There was a fat lass from Newcastle...
      Who found looking for work a hassle
      So she whipped out her tits
      And attempted the splits
      while her norks were adorned with a tassle
      I am not qualified to give the above advice!

      The original point and click interface by
      Smith and Wesson.

      Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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        Beech of a word to rhyme!

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          There was a contractor whose Plan B...

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            ......was hanging saddam from a tree......

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              With decapitation
              He'd 'free' a whole nation
              And take all the oil there for free.

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                Originally posted by realityhack
                With decapitation
                He'd 'free' a whole nation
                And take all the oil there for free.

                SA says;
                Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

                I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

                n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
                (whatever these are)

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                  To be archived by the British Library forever....

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                    An old UNIX geezer called Dave...

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                      Originally posted by realityhack
                      An old UNIX geezer called Dave...
                      Had his pubic hair shaped like a wave
                      I am not qualified to give the above advice!

                      The original point and click interface by
                      Smith and Wesson.

                      Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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