test please delete

[realityhack]

There was an old lizard called Zeitghost

[The Lone Gunman]

There was an old lizard called Zeitghost

Who once had a tulip by a lamp post.

[DaveB]

Who once had a tulip by a lamp post.

He felt a sharp pain, on taking the strain,

[Pondlife]

But this was the bit that he liked most

[DaveB]

Bet you never thought you'd be imortalized in verse did you Zeity

[realityhack]

But this was the bit that he liked most

Excellent!

[realityhack]

There once was a pimp with alzheimer's...

[Pondlife]

There once was a pimp with alzheimer's...

Who liked to prey on first timers

He'd play down his margin
to give them a shaftin'
but then he'd forget who the client is

[realityhack]

Lol

[The Lone Gunman]

There was a fat lass from Newcastle...





Note: It scans if you say Newcastle properly.