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1. Taking a dump and clenching halfway through without meaning to. You know it's going to take at least 10 mins and half a roll of bog paper to clean it up.
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1. Taking a dump and clenching halfway through without meaning to. You know it's going to take at least 10 mins and half a roll of bog paper to clean it up.
2. Doing the above and realising you've run out of bog paper.
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