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Isn't it the end of term? Haven't they got pubs and family homes to return to.merely at clientco for the entertainment -
I'm so bored.
WFh and waiting for people to get back to me on stuff, keep thinking I should be doing more. but nope, I have feck all to do.
Only 6 working weeks left on this gig
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Well the cleaner still hasn't turned up.
she rang to say she was on the bus and wanted to know which stop to get off at. She then put me on to the driver who didn't speak English and I speak feck all cloggers. Turns out she is on a bus which doesn't go to where I live and she'll need to change.
I may end up cleaning the house meself at this rate
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I woke up this morning, looked at the alarm clock and it said 10:18 and I thought hmmm, what shall I do this weekend and rolled over.
****!!!!!
The esteemed Team Lead texted to me to inquire whether I was coming in this morning. I replied back "OMG! What year is it?". The lack of reply and humor was disturbing.
Got into clientco at 11:30. He's still not speaking to me. I think my days there are numbered...
If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Hurrah!Originally posted by norrahe View PostI'm so bored.
WFh and waiting for people to get back to me on stuff, keep thinking I should be doing more. but nope, I have feck all to do.
Only 6 working weeks left on this gig
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You couldn't make it up.Originally posted by norrahe View PostWell the cleaner still hasn't turned up.
she rang to say she was on the bus and wanted to know which stop to get off at. She then put me on to the driver who didn't speak English and I speak feck all cloggers. Turns out she is on a bus which doesn't go to where I live and she'll need to change.
I may end up cleaning the house meself at this rate

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I was quite convinced it was Saturday at 5:00 a.m. this morning.Originally posted by hyperD View PostI woke up this morning, looked at the alarm clock and it said 10:18 and I thought hmmm, what shall I do this weekend and rolled over.
****!!!!!
The esteemed Team Lead texted to me to inquire whether I was coming in this morning. I replied back "OMG! What year is it?". The lack of reply and humor was disturbing.
Got into clientco at 11:30. He's still not speaking to me. I think my days there are numbered...
The sad fact only set in when I remembered I hadn't watched "The Mentalist".Comment
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She turned up eventuallyOriginally posted by zeitghost View PostYou couldn't make it up.

Doesn't help when she speaks not great English or DutchComment
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