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Sack her and buy a french maids outfit and do the job yourself. Mr N would like thatOriginally posted by norrahe View PostShe turned up eventually
Doesn't help when she speaks not great English or DutchComment
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Actually he wouldn't.Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostSack her and buy a french maids outfit and do the job yourself. Mr N would like that
This is the first time the cleaner has been to the house and most people get lost in our estate.
At least she knows where the place is now.
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and what bus to catch.Originally posted by norrahe View PostActually he wouldn't.
This is the first time the cleaner has been to the house and most people get lost in our estate.
At least she knows where the place is now.
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exactly!Originally posted by FiveTimes View Postand what bus to catch.
She's not from teh same area, so didn't realise that only 2 buses come to our areaComment
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Bye
Half day invoiced - off for beers and curry!!!!
god bless my liver....
If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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At least you are suitably restedOriginally posted by hyperD View PostBye
Half day invoiced - off for beers and curry!!!!
god bless my liver....
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I invoiced for a full day yesterday, despite only turning up for half as lunch dragged on a bit.Originally posted by hyperD View PostBye
Half day invoiced - off for beers and curry!!!!
god bless my liver....
though the client co lunch was not paid for by clientco ( stingy gits), we all had to stump up ourselves
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