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It's really no suprise the country is on its arse with these jobsworths.Originally posted by norrahe View PostIn other news hector has sent me yet another letter finally acknowledging the stuff my accountant has sent through, but now they are maintaining my accountant isn't authorised to send these forms through
They have been doing my taxes for the last six years and I haven't sent any fecking letters saying otherwise.
jesus h feckiing christ, this really takes the biscuit






First set of accounts I sent in were rejected.
Because there was 17 days between registration & start of trading.
Which made the first accounts 12 months & 17 days long.
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It does make partial sense for them to wait for a years worth of accounts. It cost them the same to process 17 days worth of accounts as it would 12 months & 17 days, even if it doesn't take the same amount of time. (Ok, I'm guessing on the cost, but being public sector, I would expect it to be the case!).Originally posted by zeitghost View PostIt's really no suprise the country is on its arse with these jobsworths.
First set of accounts I sent in were rejected.
Because there was 17 days between registration & start of trading.
Which made the first accounts 12 months & 17 days long.
Feckwhits.If your company is the best place to work in, for a mere £500 p/d, you can advertise here.Comment
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What will it take for us to get you down to London?Originally posted by norrahe View PostYou can have a "well done Norrahe drink" in London I won't be there, but organise one anyway
If your company is the best place to work in, for a mere £500 p/d, you can advertise here.Comment
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I don't live in the UK anymore, the beach was in the Netherlands.Originally posted by pmeswani View PostWhat will it take for us to get you down to London?
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Methinks tis beer o'clock nowOriginally posted by zeitghost View PostIt's really no suprise the country is on its arse with these jobsworths.
First set of accounts I sent in were rejected.
Because there was 17 days between registration & start of trading.
Which made the first accounts 12 months & 17 days long.
Feckwhits.
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I hear Brighton has some nice beaches.Originally posted by norrahe View PostI don't live in the UK anymore, the beach was in the Netherlands.
If your company is the best place to work in, for a mere £500 p/d, you can advertise here.Comment
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The accountant fixed it.Originally posted by pmeswani View PostIt does make partial sense for them to wait for a years worth of accounts. It cost them the same to process 17 days worth of accounts as it would 12 months & 17 days, even if it doesn't take the same amount of time. (Ok, I'm guessing on the cost, but being public sector, I would expect it to be the case!).
I forget how.Comment
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Originally posted by norrahe View PostI don't live in the UK anymore, the beach was in the Netherlands.
Wot you doing on The Strand then? Off to the Ship and Shovell I betOriginally posted by norrahe View PostAfternoon I certainly was, nice lunch on the beach. bottle of white, walk along the strand
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