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    My ebay bid for Johnny English reborn has just been won. I was taking baby BP round St James park when I saw them filming it in the mall.

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      night all

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        Morning all!

        Ouch, too much Pinot Noir last night, head like a badger's arse this morning...

        Off to cycle to the local farmers market where I shall probably cram as much beer into my rucksack as possible, leaving a little space for a carrot and piece of broccoli.
        If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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          Morning all

          Raining

          Bored

          Back hurts from lugging building materials

          Need a pee

          Need more coffee

          Need a holiday

          About a hundred and twenty hours of work to do next week (so far)

          Keep telling myself that suicide or going postal are not good options
          Confusion is a natural state of being

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            Afternoon
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            As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

            Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

            CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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              Afternoon all
              "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

              Norrahe's blog

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                Afternoon all.

                Cruise booked and deposit paid.
                If your company is the best place to work in, for a mere £500 p/d, you can advertise here.

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                  afternoon all

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                    Originally posted by Diver View Post


                    Morning all

                    Raining

                    Bored

                    Back hurts from lugging building materials

                    Need a pee

                    Need more coffee

                    Need a holiday

                    About a hundred and twenty hours of work to do next week (so far)

                    Keep telling myself that suicide or going postal are not good options
                    post more on tpd
                    don't lug materials
                    have a pee
                    have more coffee
                    go back to Barry
                    too much work is a happy problem - it could be worse you could be benched

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                      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                      post more on tpd
                      don't lug materials
                      have a pee
                      have more coffee
                      go back to Barry
                      too much work is a happy problem - it could be worse you could be benched
                      Had a pee

                      Had more (and more) coffee

                      Had 400mg Ibuprofen (and more Ibuprofen)

                      Had Tramadol

                      Now don't care about workload

                      Back still hurts but don't care about that either

                      Aren't prescription drugs wonderful (and free in Wales )
                      Confusion is a natural state of being

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