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You didn't eat them????Originally posted by zeitghost View PostNope. Didn't know.
Who is this "she" of whom you speak? I is a gentleman lizard.
Esteemed establishment.
I had words with an esteemed customer yesterday.
I feel a great disturbance in the force.

Have you run out of fava beans and chianti???
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Well my accountant has sent them several letters and I'm still getting letters saying I owe them money.Originally posted by Bunk View PostI'm always getting letters from Hector saying I owe him money. Then my accountant talks to them and I get another letter saying "amount owed: £0". Waste of time.Comment
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FTFY and I'm still trying to track down the post where BP said you were a gal. I'll find it.Originally posted by zeitghost View PostWell that's suitably obscene.

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will google search help you?Originally posted by eek View PostFTFY and I'm still trying to track down the post where BP said you were a gal. I'll find it.
BTW I actually said Zeity is a girl.....Comment
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