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Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostSuch a shame.
If only she knew how your love for her goes unrequited.
How you have described your yearning and your heartbreak.
It's all just so so sad.
You've been reading a thread in a different reality then.
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Originally posted by Bunk View PostMaybe the lustee read enough of this thread and the original TPD and Zeity is now an ex-lizard
Originally posted by Bunk View PostOr he decided that fleeing was the best option and he's now somewhere in Mexico
That was going to be my next guessOriginally posted by zeitghost View PostNetwork borked for most of morning, hence lack of posting of nonsense.
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Yes. HTH.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostWe got up at 4:48 today so we could listen to Vanessa Feltz start her new show on Radio 2.
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That was me trying to help, in case she was still reading.Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
You've been reading a thread in a different reality then.

Glad you're back. We were worried.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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You weren't eyeing up Zeity's job then?Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostThat was me trying to help, in case she was still reading.
Glad you're back. We were worried.+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
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I'm sure I don't know what you mean.Originally posted by Zippy View PostYou weren't eyeing up Zeity's job then?
<cough>My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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