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My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think. -
Originally posted by zeitghost View PostIt is the anniversary of the departure of ZeitMog, that most remarkable of cats.
Ho hum.
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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I'm getting spammed by recruiters from a particular agency wanting to join my Linkedin network. I keep ignoring them but they won't take the hint.
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Is anyone else having problems with the BBC news site?
It seems to have taken a dislike to my version of Fx.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Stab them in the eye with a screwdriver.Originally posted by zeitghost View PostAnd I'm getting rather tired of listening to someone continually whinge at work
That'll give them something to whinge about.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Oh feck! With knobs on.Originally posted by zeitghost View PostOh dear.
It transpires that the ex-lustee has perused the site.


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It could be a good thingOriginally posted by zeitghost View PostOh dear.
It transpires that the ex-lustee has perused the site.



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Shouldn't there be a <fart> in there plus an occasional <follow through>?Originally posted by zeitghost View Postfor (;;; ) {
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<wheeze>
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Damn good idea.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostStab them in the eye with a screwdriver.
That'll give them something to whinge about.
Pozidrive or Philips?
WZS.Originally posted by Zippy View PostOh feck! With knobs on.
This must be a new definition of "good" that I've never previously encountered.Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostIt could be a good thing

Probably.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostShouldn't there be a <fart> in there plus an occasional <follow through>?
Thought I'd done a follow through yesterday, but fortunately all was well.Comment
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