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    Originally posted by norrahe View Post


    I'm sure you'll succumb to RCitis
    I highly recommend it; everyone's doing it.
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
      Oh dear.

      It transpires that the ex-lustee has perused the site.

      You're a dead lizard.

      There's a ship leaving Swansea dock for Tangier at 3pm. Be on it.

      It was nice knowing you.

      Bye!
      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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        Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
        I highly recommend it; everyone's doing it.
        No thanks.
        +50 Xeno Geek Points
        Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
        As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

        Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

        CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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          Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
          Oh dear.

          It transpires that the ex-lustee has perused the site.

          It's ok Zeity, she might not know she's the lustee or that you're a actually a GAL in disguise.

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            Lustee might not be able to recognise you or her.

            As long as she doesn't read about water falls, knees, nipples, falling down houses, nipples
            ...

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              Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
              You're a dead lizard.

              There's a ship leaving Swansea dock for Tangier at 3pm. Be on it.

              It was nice knowing you.

              Bye!
              I shall join the Foreign Legion. Shall need to change the speech converter to deal with French though.

              Originally posted by Bunk View Post
              It's ok Zeity, she might not know she's the lustee or that you're a actually a GAL in disguise.
              I think I've concealed my true identity.
              Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
              Lustee might not be able to recognise you or her.

              As long as she doesn't read about water falls, knees, nipples, falling down houses, nipples
              ...
              Not to mention windmills.

              Oh bugger.

              Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

              Tight jeans today.

              Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

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                Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                I think I've concealed my true identity.
                She might recognise some of the esteemed customers by your description of their ineptitude though

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                  do you tell her that you are bored ?

                  If not she will find out soon.

                  How tight are the jeans ?

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                    Stop perving you lot! He's in enough trouble as it is.
                    +50 Xeno Geek Points
                    Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                    As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                    Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                    CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                      Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                      Stop perving you lot! He's in enough trouble as it is.
                      We're trying to help him.

                      What was that about nipples Zeity?

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