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    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    I really hate these 300 post overnighters.

    It takes sooooo long to read them in the morning.
    So, no need to be bored today.
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
      It is the anniversary of the departure of ZeitMog, that most remarkable of cats.

      Ho hum.


      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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        I'm getting spammed by recruiters from a particular agency wanting to join my Linkedin network. I keep ignoring them but they won't take the hint.
        +50 Xeno Geek Points
        Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
        As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

        Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

        CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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          Is anyone else having problems with the BBC news site?

          It seems to have taken a dislike to my version of Fx.
          +50 Xeno Geek Points
          Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
          As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

          Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

          CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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            Oh dear.

            It transpires that the ex-lustee has perused the site.

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              Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
              And I'm getting rather tired of listening to someone continually whinge at work
              Stab them in the eye with a screwdriver.

              That'll give them something to whinge about.
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                Oh dear.

                It transpires that the ex-lustee has perused the site.

                Oh feck! With knobs on.
                +50 Xeno Geek Points
                Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                  Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                  Oh dear.

                  It transpires that the ex-lustee has perused the site.

                  It could be a good thing

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                    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                    for (;;; ) {

                    <cough>

                    <wheeze>

                    <sneeze>

                    <hawk>

                    <spit>
                    }
                    Shouldn't there be a <fart> in there plus an occasional <follow through>?
                    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                      Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                      Stab them in the eye with a screwdriver.

                      That'll give them something to whinge about.
                      Damn good idea.

                      Pozidrive or Philips?

                      Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                      Oh feck! With knobs on.
                      WZS.

                      Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                      It could be a good thing
                      This must be a new definition of "good" that I've never previously encountered.
                      Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                      Shouldn't there be a <fart> in there plus an occasional <follow through>?
                      Probably.

                      Thought I'd done a follow through yesterday, but fortunately all was well.

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