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We're doing a grand job so far.Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostMaybe we should flood TPD and try and hide Big Z's desires for lustee ?
Don't mention the war ...+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Nah.Originally posted by Bunk View PostShe might recognise some of the esteemed customers by your description of their ineptitude though
But she might recognize some of the capable ones.
The others just blend into the general air of supreme indifference.Comment
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Not spray on tight, but quite adequate for the purpose.Originally posted by FiveTimes View Postdo you tell her that you are bored ?
If not she will find out soon.
How tight are the jeans ?
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How did she find out about this place? Did she spot you browsing?Originally posted by zeitghost View PostNah.
But she might recognize some of the capable ones.
The others just blend into the general air of supreme indifference.Comment
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Woe is me!Originally posted by Zippy View PostStop perving you lot! He's in enough trouble as it is.
Chaple hatpegs.Originally posted by Bunk View PostWe're trying to help him.
What was that about nipples Zeity?
Poseidon Adventure.Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostMaybe we should flood TPD and try and hide Big Z's desires for lustee ?
Originally posted by Zippy View PostWe're doing a grand job so far.
Don't mention the war ...
I think we got away with it.
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Apparently she googled for something last week & it turned up (as it tends to do).Originally posted by Bunk View PostHow did she find out about this place? Did she spot you browsing?
Dunno if the search term was "ex-lustee" though.
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So long as she is searching for "chapel hatpegs" you're fine.Originally posted by zeitghost View PostApparently she googled for something last week & it turned up (as it tends to do).
Dunno if the search term was "ex-lustee" though.

Originally posted by zeitghost View PostWoe is me!
Chaple hatpegs.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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.PalinilaP.Originally posted by Bunk View PostHow did she find out about this place? Did she spot you browsing?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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I've usually got a page open here all the time, so probably so.Originally posted by Bunk View PostHow did she find out about this place? Did she spot you browsing?
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