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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post


    So, my evil plan is working. <nasty chuckle>

    I expect you, my little diseased minions, to post in General and continue to spread this digital <cough> plague through the online community of UK contractors, thereby rendering them incapable of attending ClientCo, getting chucked out and creating hordes of empty gigs all for me, ME, ME!!!

    So, off you go, my pretties, and spread the good germ amongst the great unwilling.


    Mwa-ha-ha-ha-haaar!

    I haven't caught it yet. And I'm going to be wearing a hazmat suit tonight to stop Norrahe from spreading the infection

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      More drugs.

      What a good idea.

      I'll go & get some now.

      <cough> <hawk> <spit>

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        Oh.

        I forgot.

        Bored.

        Now.

        I'm having difficulty in thinking up a new project to keep me amused.

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          Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
          Oh.

          I forgot.

          Bored.

          Now.

          I'm having difficulty in thinking up a new project to keep me amused.
          Did you finish the zapper thingy?

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            Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
            I'm having difficulty in thinking up a new project to keep me amused.
            You weren't inspired by my suggestion of a telescope motor last year, were you?

            How about a 'visitor counter' like you get in shop & library doorways. Your college library probably has one already. Make loads of them, put them on key doorways round the campus, and have them send their results by WiFi (or some such) to a central location. This data is then made available via a web site, RSS and Twitter.

            When you've built it, tested it and proved it works, package it up and there's a ready-made Plan B.

            Flog said Plan B to the highest bidder.
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              The zoo keeper is installing a new feeder on the wall of the elephants' flat upstairs.

              So today I have drilling to listen to.

              So that's nice.
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                Originally posted by Bunk View Post
                Did you finish the zapper thingy?
                Yup.

                It controls the Sharp tv like a good 'un.

                A bit odd now & again, but it's ok most of the time.

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                  Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                  You weren't inspired by my suggestion of a telescope motor last year, were you?

                  How about a 'visitor counter' like you get in shop & library doorways. Your college library probably has one already. Make loads of them, put them on key doorways round the campus, and have them send their results by WiFi (or some such) to a central location. This data is then made available via a web site, RSS and Twitter.

                  When you've built it, tested it and proved it works, package it up and there's a ready-made Plan B.

                  Flog said Plan B to the highest bidder.
                  Sounds a bit dynamic for me, that.

                  And I'd have to find out all about this "WiFi" of which you speak.

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                    Oh well, looking on the bright side as ever, only another fortnight of this misery before this lurgie departs.

                    I blame people coughing on trains & diseased esteemed customers.

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                      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                      Sounds a bit dynamic for me, that.

                      And I'd have to find out all about this "WiFi" of which you speak.
                      There's always the "(or some such)" option, where "(or some such)" could = "(or a long bit of wire)".
                      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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