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    #id
    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
    The red PVC jump suit was GREAT to look at it; but I suspect there is a risk of hygiene issues.

    It must be a sod for causing thrush. There was no camel toe though, so she may have been wearing sensible undergarments.

    And sore nipples.

    She must talc up thoroughly before hand.

    Then need a good shower afterwards. When she's come off stage, all hot and sweaty and panting and eyes shining.
    You've given that a lot of thought haven't you.
    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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      #id
      Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
      I've got a craving for corned beef sarnies today. Unfortunately, upon investigation, it turned out that the tin I thought I had in the fridge is no longer there


      Oh. My. God.

      What might it all mean?
      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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        #id
        Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
        Oh dear. Most people do not need to visit their accountant before visiting Games Workshop.
        I may need to start visiting my bank manager.

        Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
        I think I have mentioned this before.
        I can relate to this one.

        Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
        It's not luck you need, matey boy. It's a miracle. From the Emperor.
        loan
        Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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          #id
          Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post


          Oh. My. God.

          What might it all mean?
          I think it means I'd already eaten it

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            #id
            It's om nom nom time.

            Including a special favourite: steak pie and chip butty.
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

            Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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              #id
              Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
              £4 - a new personal best for least amount spent in one visit I think.
              Amazing.

              Incredible.

              Astounding.

              Implausible... what do they sell for £4 these days?
              Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

              Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                #id
                Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                Amazing.

                Incredible.

                Astounding.

                Implausible... what do they sell for £4 these days?
                Plastic glue.
                Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                  #id
                  Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                  That's assorted bills paid, credit card paid off, and so forth
                  Whereas, when you were younger, it was: that's assorted Forth written and so bills paid, credit card paid off.
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                    #id
                    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                    Meccano on the telly
                    Eh?
                    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                      #id
                      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                      Eh?
                      Linky

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