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At 30 seconds per post? It'll take over 71 days.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think. -
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Moi? Lurk? I take offence.Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostVDF - do you lurk offline all the time now, or are you really offline?
I log on for every post, then log off again*
* this may be a lie.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Then again, I've worked out a way to do it more quickly....Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostAt 30 seconds per post? It'll take over 71 days.
... runs off and does some sums ...
... I can think of an algorithm that could do it in 5.4 hours if it ran perfectly. So, bearing in mind performance implications of concurrency, I reckon if we could get an 8 hour slot without an admin/mod logging in, it could be done.
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Or some of us could just distract admin by posting crap threads in general for 8 hours.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostI reckon if we could get an 8 hour slot without an admin/mod logging in, it could be done.
Some might say that already happens.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Dim Prob, FaQ.Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Postnicely done, Mr. Squirrel.
Do you still need a wave invite btw? If so, PM me your google email address and I'll sort it now.Comment
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I seem to have acquired 7 invites as well if anyone wants one.Originally posted by realityhack View PostDim Prob, FaQ.
Do you still need a wave invite btw? If so, PM me your google email address and I'll sort it now.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Just recieved the CUK newsletter - no mention of the passing of TPD in there
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