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Originally posted by Diver View PostSpeed dating does not mean waiting for ten minutes, asking her for a shag and telling her to ferck off when she says no.
Besides. I wouldn't say "feck off". I'd say "here does this rag smell of chloroform" or "There. Let me get you a drink".
Originally posted by PRC1964 View PostWhy would anyone think it was that?
It's five minutes tops or I'm on to the next one.Last edited by Sockpuppet; 18 March 2008, 16:16.Comment
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Maybe at the half time break I should start with "well...my ******* drink isn't going to buy itself".Comment
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Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostMaybe at the half time break I should start with "well...my ******* drink isn't going to buy itself".Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Maybe I should take a picture of a sink to sooth any separation anxiety that the women may be feeling.Comment
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Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostMaybe at the half time break I should start with "well...my ******* drink isn't going to buy itself"."Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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Maybe I could spend the whole evening communicating through film quotes.
Shaun of the dead: "Can I get any of you cnuts a drink?"
Talladega nights: "I piss excellence."Comment
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Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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Originally posted by Bear View PostWith only 1 hand!?!
That's impressive/messy"Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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This biscuit thing is getting out of hand (the free hand). What started as a silly question has evolved into something of a monster."Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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