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Originally posted by realityhack View PostI'm perfectly sane, thank you very much. Totally and utterly normal. As normal as a normal person called Mr McNormal. Every day I listen to Radio 4 while having a cup of tea and ironing my shirts, commute into town, type nonsense into a PC, have lunch (usually a nice baked potato with baked beans and fried armadillo toenails), answer the phone (saying normal things), commute back and don my crotchless PVC suit to sing the national anthem (normally) just in time for Eastenders and a nice cup of hot chocolate.Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostSee.... mad as a box of frogs
Incidentally, boxes of frogs are actually quite boring. Also - it's a very frustrating exercise trying to stack them neatly.Comment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostI'm in my 50's now. god I feel old
Your nearly twice as old as me.
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostGood lady - may I ask that you refrain from besmirching my otherwise intact reputation with such slurs.
Incidentally, boxes of frogs are actually quite boring. Also - it's a very frustrating exercise trying to stack them neatly.Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Postam
Your nearly twice as old as me.
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old as woman you feel etcetc yawn yawn.Comment
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostI sincerely apologise, kind sir.... I believe you to be the empitome (is that the right word?) of sanity and only wish more would take a leaf from your book of mental wellbeing
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Originally posted by realityhack View Postantithesis
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Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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I need motivation, Ive done nothing at client for 2.5weeks and they still havent noticed and Ive been renewed, Im getting too slack just cant be a&r&sed. Motivate meComment
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Originally posted by Bumfluff View PostI need motivation, Ive done nothing at client for 2.5weeks and they still havent noticed and Ive been renewed, Im getting too slack just cant be a&r&sed. Motivate meBazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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