Thanks Gooner.
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I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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npSA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
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Originally posted by The Lone GunmanDont do breakfast and some twat has nicked the pot from the coffee machine aaaaargggggghhhhhhhhhhh !!
And I am 42 today.
Happy Birthday Gunman!
Breakfast was cereal, toast, juice and coffee.
I spent my weekend painting, decorating and been draged around the shops by the other half. I think she found the blurb from my accountants telling me how much I can take out of the company each month when I start the new contract in Jan......."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Thank you Gents, most kind.
Are any of the girlies going to give me a Birthday treat? You knooooowwww what I like!
Sounds very painful, what happened to the original half?draged around the shops by the other halfI am not qualified to give the above advice!
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Come on guys, just cos it's monday morning, thats no reason to slack off!"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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I fed the ducks at a local pond yesterdayYour parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second halfComment
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Three guys kick the bucket on Christmas Eve and ascend to heaven, where they are met by St Peter.
"In honour of the season," St Peter says to them, "before I let you pass through the Pearly Gates, you must each give me something that represents Christmas."
The first man fumbles through his pockets and pulls out two lighters. He holds them up proudly and flicks them on.
"What do they represent?" St. Peter asks him.
"They're candles!" replies the first man.
"Ah! You may pass through the Pearly Gates!"
The second man fumbles through his pockets and pulls out a couple of sets of keys. He holds them up proudly and shakes them.
"What do they represent?" St. Peter asks.
"They're bells!" replies the man.
"Ah - well done, you too may pass through!"
The third man fumbles desperately through his pockets, finally pulling out a skimpy pair of silky women's knickers. He holds them up proudly.
"What do these represent?" St. Peter asks, looking a bit puzzled.
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"They're Carol's!"
I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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It's snowing in Mansfield......"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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It's not snowing in Milton Keynes...it's just really grey and depressing.Originally posted by DaveBIt's snowing in Mansfield......
p.s. If we get this thread to 1000 posts, does the server blow up or something?
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