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Originally posted by sasguruLike mother like daughter. But I double bagged her.
sorry please explain - you've lost me...........SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
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The Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.Originally posted by n5goonersorry please explain - you've lost me...........Comment
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Originally posted by Obiwan KenobiThe Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.
It has a Light Side and a Dark Side and it binds the Universe together..... Oh, wait, thats Duct Tape
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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One only needs 2 items in ones tool kit. WD40 and Duct Tape.Originally posted by DaveBIt has a Light Side and a Dark Side and it binds the Universe together..... Oh, wait, thats Duct Tape
If it moves and it shouldn't use the tape, if it doesnt and it should use the WD.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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Originally posted by The Lone GunmanOne only needs 2 items in ones tool kit. WD40 and Duct Tape.
If it moves and it shouldn't use the tape, if it doesnt and it should use the WD.
You wern't a roadie in a previous life were you Gunman?"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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If you only knew the power of the Duct Tape. Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your fatherOriginally posted by DaveBIt has a Light Side and a Dark Side and it binds the Universe together..... Oh, wait, thats Duct Tape
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Originally posted by The Lone GunmanOne only needs 2 items in ones tool kit. WD40 and Duct Tape.
If it moves and it shouldn't use the tape, if it doesnt and it should use the WD.
I like it..........
SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
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Hello Gooner, thinking you had jumped ship and I was going to have to do this on my own.
Whats happening with you then?I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
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