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The Lone Gunman said:
Happy Birthday Gunman!
Breakfast was cereal, toast, juice and coffee.
I spent my weekend painting, decorating and been draged around the shops by the other half. I think she found the blurb from my accountants telling me how much I can take out of the company each month when I start the new contract in Jan.......
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Three guys kick the bucket on Christmas Eve and ascend to heaven, where they are met by St Peter.
"In honour of the season," St Peter says to them, "before I let you pass through the Pearly Gates, you must each give me something that represents Christmas."
The first man fumbles through his pockets and pulls out two lighters. He holds them up proudly and flicks them on.
"What do they represent?" St. Peter asks him.
"They're candles!" replies the first man.
"Ah! You may pass through the Pearly Gates!"
The second man fumbles through his pockets and pulls out a couple of sets of keys. He holds them up proudly and shakes them.
"What do they represent?" St. Peter asks.
"They're bells!" replies the man.
"Ah - well done, you too may pass through!"
The third man fumbles desperately through his pockets, finally pulling out a skimpy pair of silky women's knickers. He holds them up proudly.
"What do these represent?" St. Peter asks, looking a bit puzzled.
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"They're Carol's!"
"In honour of the season," St Peter says to them, "before I let you pass through the Pearly Gates, you must each give me something that represents Christmas."
The first man fumbles through his pockets and pulls out two lighters. He holds them up proudly and flicks them on.
"What do they represent?" St. Peter asks him.
"They're candles!" replies the first man.
"Ah! You may pass through the Pearly Gates!"
The second man fumbles through his pockets and pulls out a couple of sets of keys. He holds them up proudly and shakes them.
"What do they represent?" St. Peter asks.
"They're bells!" replies the man.
"Ah - well done, you too may pass through!"
The third man fumbles desperately through his pockets, finally pulling out a skimpy pair of silky women's knickers. He holds them up proudly.
"What do these represent?" St. Peter asks, looking a bit puzzled.
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"They're Carol's!"
