He seems to think an Audi A3 and a nosejob are going to get him a girlfriend.
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Dunno, I've just cut out fatty food. I've stopped eating chips, pies, take-aways and cream cakes. I've also stopped drinking. Seems to be working so farOriginally posted by BrowneIssue View PostIsn't a general principle that when you're trying to lose weight, you should avoid getting hungry? (Daft though that seems.)
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Bazza is 53.Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostAnd he's only 24! If you don't mind me asking you a question you should never ask a lady, how old are you CM?Comment
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2UK thinks I'm a woman called Disco Sue and says I'll be in love with him within 2 weeks.
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Think of the invoice, just think of the invoiceOriginally posted by DiscoStu View PostI can't believe I have to work tomorrow...
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I wasn't going to bother but you've tempted me...Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostBut I can't resist trolling 2UK in General before I do. He really is quite weird.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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I can't help myself. I try to resist, yet I can'tOriginally posted by BrowneIssue View PostI wasn't going to bother but you've tempted me...
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What are the units?Originally posted by NickFitz View PostBazza is 53.#68886
Well done!Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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