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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    Win for Stu

    You can send a "thank you" gift later

    NickFitz: crafting software that fails at just the right time since 1975.
    Unfortunately it means I miss out on 5 hours overtime. And I'm 100% sure all it needs is a flag in an SQL table changing. But I've got my functional test hat on in this gig so I don't know which table or which flag.

    Now I just need to decide which pub to visit for Sunday Lunch
    ǝןqqıʍ

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      Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
      Meanwhile, over at the Professional Pilots' Rumour Network forums, the administrator had to close the thread about the Heathrow crash due to the "unwieldy nature of such a large amount of amateur hypothesising" by "pretenders and dipsticks".

      How come that never happens on CUK
      I wonder, indeed?

      "As these are anonymous forums the origins of the contributions may be opposite to what may be apparent. In fact the press may use it, or the unscrupulous, to elicit certain reactions." Ouch!
      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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        Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
        Some of us have been at work 2 hours
        Well done for the contribution of your weekend to support the UK economy, specifically the Treasury.

        HTH

        Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
        Fortunately we've just found a showstopping defect that's brought testing to a halt, and there's nobody on call to fix it so we can all go home
        Oh goody. Get up on a Sunday, go to work, get sent home.

        I trust they'll pay you for a full day?
        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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          Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
          Not available locally - well, not in an edible form
          Aha! Plan B!

          Tesco nukable roast dinners.
          Extension lead.
          Trestle table.
          Small freezer.
          Microwave.
          A front garden.
          A big parasol and a garden chair.

          Take-away roast dinners!

          HTH
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
            Unfortunately it means I miss out on 5 hours overtime.
            And the miserable sods won't let you put a full day on your timesheet?

            I wouldn't dream of treating people like that, and I'm considered hard on contractor's time-keeping.

            What would happen if you invoiced for a full day?
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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              I think I shall ponder the species-consumption question further whilst having a shower.

              Not relevant, but I wasn't previously aware that aircrew refer to the passengers as "self-loading freight"

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                Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                And the miserable sods won't let you put a full day on your timesheet?

                I wouldn't dream of treating people like that, and I'm considered hard on contractor's time-keeping.

                What would happen if you invoiced for a full day?
                Not sure, not feeling brave enough to try it!
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                  Hello

                  Going to see if I have missed anything.....
                  Bazza gets caught
                  Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                    Hello

                    Going to see if I have missed anything.....
                    Good afternoon Miss Carling, did you have a pleasant evening?
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                      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                      Hello

                      Going to see if I have missed anything.....


                      That's what we were wondering...
                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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