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 I won't hold it against youOriginally posted by cailin maith View Post19 quid bargain....
 Didn't buy the shoes.... tried them on though.... 4 times.. I am sure the shop girls thought I was a shop lifter...
 
 
 
 Oh yeah... sorry luvvie.... I forgot  
 
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 The spider will have an appropriate Politeness Policy to ensure that indexing doesn't stress the server. As the spider will only download the HTML of the page, and won't bother fetching all the images, stylesheets, scripts and whatever, it will actually create considerably less load by its activities than would be caused by one additional user - and a user who doesn't read very fast at that.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostDoes this mean that BI's stats will be redundant?
 
 I hope that getting every page will be done at 3am so there is no performance degredation? 
 
 From BI's occasional comments about doing the stats manually I reckon he'll be glad to save himself the cutting and pasting into Excel. He'll also be able to use the TPD-QL (whether via his own HTTP applications, or through the browser-based query builder) to create new and preposterous analyses - as will anyone, although I don't suppose many will bother.Comment
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 A: woes
 
 Re: my desktop accessing the floppy drive on starting Windows.
 
 Startup group - innocent.
 Startup items - innocent.
 Registry checker - fine.
 WIN.INI - innocent.
 SYSTEM.INI - innocent.
 Environment variables - innocent.
 
 This is annoying.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
 
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 Have you checked this, from MS?Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostRe: my desktop accessing the floppy drive on starting Windows.
 
 Startup group - innocent.
 Startup items - innocent.
 Registry checker - fine.
 WIN.INI - innocent.
 SYSTEM.INI - innocent.
 Environment variables - innocent.
 
 This is annoying.Comment
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 Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostShe has moved in for a while, while recovering from big C operation
 Is she recovering well?
 
 Sorry for the out comment...Comment
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 I intend to create lots of analyses - and put them on the maths thread!Originally posted by NickFitz View Postto create new and preposterous analyses - as will anyone, although I don't suppose many will bother.Comment
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 <fingers crossed smiley>Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostDoes this mean that BI's stats will be redundant?
 Spiders stress me. Can you implement an order-wide Politeness Policy to get all arachnids to be polite to me?Originally posted by NickFitz View PostThe spider will have an appropriate Politeness Policy to ensure that indexing doesn't stress the server.
 which I can do no faster than 7 minutes.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostFrom BI's occasional comments about doing the stats manually
 Originally posted by NickFitz View PostI reckon he'll be glad to save himself the cutting and pasting into Excel. OpenOffice.org OpenOffice.org
 Originally posted by NickFitz View PostHe'll also be able to use the TPD-QL (whether via his own HTTP applications, or through the browser-based query builder) to create new and preposterous analyses - as will anyone, although I don't suppose many will bother. Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all. Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
 
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