Or, more likely pay someone to do it for me.
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I really can't be arsed with spending a day at the top of a 20 ft ladder balancing buckets of mortar."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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While the other half stands at the bottom alternately whinging at me about how long it is taking and tell me to be carefull every 5 mins."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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I'm at the top of a twenty foot ladder with a bucket of mortar in one hand and a pointing trowel in the other. Of course I'm going to be bloody carefull."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Noticed the daffodils in the front garden were coming up this morning as well."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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The ones at the bottom of the cherry tree."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Snow drops have been in flower for a week or so now."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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The cherry tree made me think of a play with cherry in it but I couldnt remember what it was."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Had to go and poke Google to look it up."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Turns out I was thinking of "The Cherry Orchard" by Anton Chekov"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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