Or, more likely pay someone to do it for me.
- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
test please delete
Collapse
This is a sticky topic.
X
X
Collapse
-
-
I really can't be arsed with spending a day at the top of a 20 ft ladder balancing buckets of mortar."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
-
While the other half stands at the bottom alternately whinging at me about how long it is taking and tell me to be carefull every 5 mins."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
-
I'm at the top of a twenty foot ladder with a bucket of mortar in one hand and a pointing trowel in the other. Of course I'm going to be bloody carefull."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
-
Noticed the daffodils in the front garden were coming up this morning as well."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
-
The ones at the bottom of the cherry tree."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
-
Snow drops have been in flower for a week or so now."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
-
The cherry tree made me think of a play with cherry in it but I couldnt remember what it was."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
-
Had to go and poke Google to look it up."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
-
Turns out I was thinking of "The Cherry Orchard" by Anton Chekov"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- When your agency shuts: a recruiter’s 5 tips if you’re unpaid Today 06:57
- What the 2025 employment status review means for contractors Yesterday 06:39
- Contractors, Autumn Budget 2025 is set to extend the big income tax freeze Aug 27 07:15
- Labour to run employment status consultation ‘before 2026’ Aug 26 05:03
- Contractor Accountants Clone - Testing Aug 25 10:08
- Contractors, AI is making the CV’s death knell louder Aug 22 22:13
- Decline in IT contractor demand accelerated in July 2025 Aug 21 21:26
- Best CV length for IT contractors be like… Aug 20 22:55
- Highly strategic workforces ‘now blend AI with human IT contractors’ Aug 19 22:56
- LinkedIn insecurity: Does my IT contractor career look bad in this? Aug 18 01:10
Comment