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.... er, are you saying we are all masturbating our neighbours... a lot?Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostNo.
tpd is about loving one's neighbour as one would love ones self if one thought nobody was looking.
How can that be a sin?Comment
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Definitely English pies, not American pies.Originally posted by oracleslave View PostTell the truth, your good for a Jason Biggs impersonation!Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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If I set my bucket to be writable by the world and readable by nobody, I'd have a kind of online black hole - you could pour all kinds of information in there, and none of it could ever get out again.
Storage charges might mount up a bit, I suppose.Comment
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I was suggesting communal gratification through loving satisfaction of an intercoursal kind. If there is an ambiguity in those words that permit your chosen fantasy - including, seemingly, pork pie massage - then take that as an opportunity.Originally posted by DS23 View Post.... er, are you saying we are all masturbating our neighbours... a lot?
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Well, yes. Surely most Giant Alien Lizards are obsessed with prey?Originally posted by zeitghostWith what, prey?Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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One day I shall tell you about the WOM chip a colleague designed and put in their catalogue for a laugh ... and then had to fabricate when an order came in.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostIf I set my bucket to be writable by the world and readable by nobody, I'd have a kind of online black hole - you could pour all kinds of information in there, and none of it could ever get out again.
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Cold;Originally posted by zeitghostPork Pie...
Tasty... moist... who does that remind me of?
greasy;
suspicious lumpy bits;
ridiculous amounts of fat;
made of snout, scrota and skin.
I dunno. Who?
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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