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Clean out keyboard with cotton bud and then suck cotton bud (beer lolly
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Ooh, That was worth learning.
You know the brown-grey grunge that forms on the keys?
Beer shifts it!
I always used to use Foamclene and cotton buds.
In future: beer rinse!Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by Diver View PostSuck keyboard ?
That was my first reaction! I slurped up the puddles off the keys!
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Plan B Alert!
[FLASH]Plan B Alert[/FLASH]Originally posted by Diver View PostClean out keyboard with cotton bud and then suck cotton bud (beer lolly
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A search in Google for "BEER LOLLY" returns 14 hits.
Why so few? The MUST BE a market for a beer lolly.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Along with all the dessicated skin flakesOriginally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
That was my first reaction! I slurped up the puddles off the keys!

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So? They're my skin flakes. And any other muck I suck in is only the same dust that I breathe all day.Originally posted by Diver View PostAlong with all the dessicated skin flakes
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You probably eat KFC,Mac's and Kebabs too, don't you?Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostSo? They're my skin flakes. And any other muck I suck in is only the same dust that I breathe all day.
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That'll be AtW's squirrel sick!Originally posted by Diver View Postpuke!!!!
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