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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    My cat likes real fires.

    As long as they aren't sparky... she doesn't like sparky fires...

    My previous cat nearly caught fire one day because of that... she was always a bit twitchy after that...
    How do you make a cat go woof?

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      Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
      How do you make a cat go woof?
      DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT TELLING THAT JOKE!!!!

      ITS NOT FUNNY!!
      Bazza gets caught
      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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        Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
        DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT TELLING THAT JOKE!!!!

        ITS NOT FUNNY!!
        I didn't need to, the answer was in the quote. Cat lover are you Barry?

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          How do you make a cat go meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeowwwwwwwwwww!!!!

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            Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
            I didn't need to, the answer was in the quote. Cat lover are you Barry?
            Yes.....
            Bazza gets caught
            Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

            CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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              Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
              How do you make a cat go meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeowwwwwwwwwww!!!!
              Tie it to the back of a Ferrari.

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                Originally posted by zeitghost
                Now we're onto expanding lizards.... which are banned in this country...
                Now I have had to put it on the tv... found the controls
                Bazza gets caught
                Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                  Originally posted by zeitghost
                  This is obviously very lizardist.

                  To whom should I write to complain?
                  Gordon Brown....
                  Bazza gets caught
                  Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                    Yes.....
                    I love cats, but I couldn't eat a whole one.

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                      Evening folks.

                      I am just stirring from my slumber, and I will be back there shortly.


                      Has anything interesting happened today?

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