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    #id
    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Why didn't you just keep it and have it on your ribs tomorrow?
    Damn! Didn't think of that

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      #id
      Sorta reminds me of when I dropped an apple in the local shop and it rolled under the shelves. Saw the mess under there when I picked it up. Yuck.
      bloggoth

      If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
      John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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        #id
        Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
        Trucking Hell: wherein an 8 wheeler bin lorry is rescued from some building site in the middle of leicester on the one way system near the market, involving travelling the wrong way up a one way street.

        They had to use the universal spanner (oxyaceylene) to get the bolts for the prop shaft off.
        That would be an absolute bugger! It's all very narrow, twisty, and generally mediaeval around there

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          #id
          Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
          That would be an absolute bugger! It's all very narrow, twisty, and generally mediaeval around there
          and that's just the bin lorry's propshaft ;-)

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            #id
            Mmm chips....
            "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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              #id
              Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
              Mmm chips....
              That's what I thought, everytime I saw Sausage on the Masked Singer. I really miss decent chips. (I know hers weren't but they're better than what we get here. I think my bottle of Sarson is a bit depressed).
              Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                #id
                Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                That's what I thought, everytime I saw Sausage on the Masked Singer. I really miss decent chips. (I know hers weren't but they're better than what we get here. I think my bottle of Sarson is a bit depressed).
                Cook 'em yourself. It's not hard, even NF can manage it
                "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                  #id
                  Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                  Cook 'em yourself. It's not hard, even NF can manage it
                  Even I can do it! NF is a chip master.

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                    #id
                    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
                    Even I can do it! NF is a chip master.
                    It's been years of study and self-denial

                    Tea tonight, however, has been chicken madras, rice and naan

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                      #id
                      Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                      Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
                      Trucking Hell: wherein an 8 wheeler bin lorry is rescued from some building site in the middle of leicester on the one way system near the market, involving travelling the wrong way up a one way street.

                      They had to use the universal spanner (oxyaceylene) to get the bolts for the prop shaft off.
                      That would be an absolute bugger! It's all very narrow, twisty, and generally mediaeval around there
                      I found the relevant episode on My5 and watched it whilst dining. The skip lorry in question had broken down poking out of these temporary gates which really is one of the most effective possible positions for completely obstructing the road around the market, and also doesn't have any easy route to be towed out once they've got it moving; hence having to go against the one-way system both going in to get it, and getting it out again

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