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Sorta reminds me of when I dropped an apple in the local shop and it rolled under the shelves. Saw the mess under there when I picked it up. Yuck.bloggoth
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Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View PostTrucking Hell: wherein an 8 wheeler bin lorry is rescued from some building site in the middle of leicester on the one way system near the market, involving travelling the wrong way up a one way street.
They had to use the universal spanner (oxyaceylene) to get the bolts for the prop shaft off.Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostThat would be an absolute bugger! It's all very narrow, twisty, and generally mediaeval around thereComment
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Originally posted by SueEllen View PostMmm chips....Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostThat's what I thought, everytime I saw Sausage on the Masked Singer. I really miss decent chips. (I know hers weren't but they're better than what we get here. I think my bottle of Sarson is a bit depressed)."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostCook 'em yourself. It's not hard, even NF can manage itComment
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Originally posted by ladymuck View PostEven I can do it! NF is a chip master.
Tea tonight, however, has been chicken madras, rice and naanComment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostOriginally posted by DoctorStrangelove View PostTrucking Hell: wherein an 8 wheeler bin lorry is rescued from some building site in the middle of leicester on the one way system near the market, involving travelling the wrong way up a one way street.
They had to use the universal spanner (oxyaceylene) to get the bolts for the prop shaft off.Comment
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