About to leave to get "The #1 Jab". Will report back if I start growing a Lizard's tail.
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Originally posted by Scruff View PostAbout to leave to get "The #1 Jab". Will report back if I start growing a Lizard's tail.

Thanks to Bill Gates you'll start seeing scrolling text in your field of view like the Terminator, but instead of 6502 assembly language it'll be Outlook Express
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That's evil.Originally posted by NickFitz View Post

Thanks to Bill Gates you'll start seeing scrolling text in your field of view like the Terminator, but instead of 6502 assembly language it'll be Outlook Express
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Until his glasses turn blue and tell him to contact his system administrator.Originally posted by NickFitz View Post

Thanks to Bill Gates you'll start seeing scrolling text in your field of view like the Terminator, but instead of 6502 assembly language it'll be Outlook Express
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