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    Done me first day of local footpath inspections. Last month I did them for a parish further away as they were short of volunteers. Wiggling footpath signs is probably most exciting thing in me life at the moment.

    Got some nice lights in me conservatory for 3 quid that a neighbour put outside his house. Wonder if his missus is for sale, nice she is.
    bloggoth

    If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
    John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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      I've seen far better drivelling than that - where is CovBob or BP when you need them.

      Done a Morrisons' shopping run - more beer has been bought and a bottle of red to see if it's the one Mrs Eek likes.
      merely at clientco for the entertainment

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        Listening to some government minister not answer questions put to him.

        After writing nonsense in General. Can't believe some posters think it's a serious argument when it's circular. Then again I suppose it depends on who you know and your wider family background...
        "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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          Originally posted by eek View Post
          I've seen far better drivelling than that - where is CovBob or BP when you need them.

          Done a Morrisons' shopping run - more beer has been bought and a bottle of red to see if it's the one Mrs Eek likes.
          The 19 Criminals Uprising is nice. I think it's on offer at the moment

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            Exercise bicycling done, green ring closed

            I did it while watching the coronavirus briefing. I figured I wouldn't be getting any truth or beauty out of that time, so I might as well try for a modicum of fitness instead

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              Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
              Exercise bicycling done, green ring closed

              I did it while watching the coronavirus briefing. I figured I wouldn't be getting any truth or beauty out of that time, so I might as well try for a modicum of fitness instead
              It's the Boring Secretary, Sharma. He answers completely different questions.

              I have a fear he will end up being the PM as he is sooo boring and nerdy looking.
              "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
                It's the Boring Secretary, Sharma. He answers completely different questions.

                I have a fear he will end up being the PM as he is sooo boring and nerdy looking.
                I don't think he gave a single direct answer during the entire thing. Do they think we can't tell?

                I suppose they just don't care, as they know they can always find a dead cat somewhere when an election's due and enough people will fall for it

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                  Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                  I don't think he gave a single direct answer during the entire thing. Do they think we can't tell?
                  They think they can get away with him looking nerdy and talking in a monologue.

                  Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                  I suppose they just don't care, as they know they can always find a dead cat somewhere when an election's due and enough people will fall for it
                  I'm worried they will choose him to be Britain's first non-white PM....
                  "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                    I have a Mayor of London event in just over an hour.
                    "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                      Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
                      And Border Colliers can name items.

                      Yes, I asked one a few questions once...
                      1. What is the opposite of smooth?
                      2. What did Elizabethans wear around their necks?
                      3. What is the more common name for the rhytidome?

                      He got them all correct.
                      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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