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Wasn't she going on her hols or sommat?
Or did I get the wrong end of the stick as per normal?
Now watching Dr Pimple Popper which appears to have a fine selection of zits, cysts, pimples, keratoses and such like.
Chap with a big cyst on his forehead, full of porridge. Lovely.
She seems a lot gentler than the drs in Skin A&E.
Now a chap with something weird on his side. Pilomatricoma, a cyst made of calcium.
Now a black lady with bumps all over*.
The Dr doesn't know what they are but they've gone off for further examination.
Now a chap with a big feck off cyst on his shoulder.
Feck me, big lipoma, popped out just right.
*turns out to be neurofibromatosis. She looks wonderful after the surgery.Last edited by DoctorStrangelove; 2 August 2020, 21:58.When the fun stops, STOP.Comment
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Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View PostWasn't she going on her hols or sommat?
Or did I get the wrong end of the stick as per normal?
If anything, being on holiday should mean she has more time for posting in TPD, not lessComment
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Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View PostI never go anywhere so it's all a mystery to me.Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostSame here. Other than the day trip to my great uncle's grave in France in 2018, the last time I was abroad was in the late twentieth century, visiting the Netherlands with my ex-gf. Had to hunt around for Internet cafés in those days
Tonight's pass of the ISS was the last one at a reasonable time of day until late September, by which time it'll be pitch dark at 20:00.
And cold with it.
I see that there's mutterings about making the over 50s lockdown in the future.
They can kiss my hairy arse before I'll do that.
It's been fecking bad enough as it is.Last edited by DoctorStrangelove; 2 August 2020, 22:50.When the fun stops, STOP.Comment
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Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View PostI see that there's mutterings about making the over 50s lockdown in the future.
They can kiss my hairy arse before I'll do that.
It's been fecking bad enough as it is.
No telly tonight, as I went back to reading Alas, Babylon. They're finding life after a nuclear holocaust to be a bit of a struggle
Goodnight allComment
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