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    #id
    Just reading about a local business that prints the bottom half of your face on a mask. Nothing on their website about it actually having to be your own face, so I'm now looking for high-quality photos of chimpanzee, gorilla, and orangutan faces

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      #id
      Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
      Just reading about a local business that prints the bottom half of your face on a mask. Nothing on their website about it actually having to be your own face, so I'm now looking for high-quality photos of chimpanzee, gorilla, and orangutan faces
      ...and that, your honour, is my client's defence. He was not ogling simian porn.
      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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        #id
        Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
        Just reading about a local business that prints the bottom half of your face on a mask. Nothing on their website about it actually having to be your own face, so I'm now looking for high-quality photos of chimpanzee, gorilla, and orangutan faces
        And bonobos, of course, though most people can't tell the difference between them and chimps. But they offer a discount if you order four masks, so I might as well get everyone in there

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          #id
          Originally posted by WTFH View Post
          ...and that, your honour, is my client's defence. He was not ogling simian porn.
          First they came for David Attenborough…

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            #id
            Tea: liver and bacon with onion gravy, orange segments and custard, 0.91 pints of good Glengettie tea.

            Entertainment:

            HSB S6 E9: "What Are Friends For?" wherein Buntz yet again demonstrates his stones.

            He and Sid the Snitch* really make the last two seasons more inneresting.

            Oddly the title sequence is quite low quality compared with earlier seasons, probably due to reduced budget.

            *10 years before Sid became a Centauri.
            When the fun stops, STOP.

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              #id


              Is this thing working?

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                #id
                Originally posted by ladymuck View Post


                Is this thing working?
                Chugging along

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                  #id
                  Entertainment (continued):

                  HSB S6 E10 "The Virgin and the Turkey "

                  HSB S6 E11 "Two Easy Pieces "

                  HSB S6 E12 "Say It as It Plays "

                  Jack the Ripper Part Deux with Michael Caine and Lewis Collins.

                  Not a lot of people know that.

                  Apparently "we" are supposed to limit tv watching to 2 hours an evening.
                  When the fun stops, STOP.

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                    #id
                    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                    It occurred to me that I haven't made a curry in a while. I daresay Sainsbury's have the needful in stock now, so I must see about making one
                    And so it came to pass: chicken madras, with the usual rice and naan

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                      #id
                      Originally posted by ladymuck View Post


                      Is this thing working?

                      nope

                      watching gran Torino!!!

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