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It's come over all overcast and ominous. Something tells me the forecast risk of precipitation was wrong...Comment
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Originally posted by covbob View PostHow the hell do you get a cow into a fifth-floor apartment?…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Originally posted by ladymuck View PostJerry Springer didn't rescue the cow though?
would make a good episode - the cow fertilising his shoes!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Ain't no down genes in a cow.
Freecell score: 92%, running average 83% (83.27%).
Lunch: scrambled egg & poached tomato on Morrisons multiseed toast (extra thick crust), ham & mustard sandwich on same, red corner yog, 0.91 pints of good Glengettie tea.
I should be sorting out the windscreen wipers on the Strangelove Pater's car, but oddly enough I can't be arsed.
Which is very probably a mistake.
I think the unwarranted heat earlier in the year boiled the grease out of a bearing.
Cow @ 09:05.
More cow @ 20:00.
End of cow @ 25:00Last edited by DoctorStrangelove; 6 July 2020, 11:11.When the fun stops, STOP.Comment
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Very unhealthy lunch of a packet of Walkers MAX STRONG Fiery Peri-Peri crisps and a yoghurt.
Breakfast was a croissant.
Need to think about a proper dinner, that includes those vegetable things.Comment
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Lunch was a bacon butty wiv lots of HP sauce.
and earl grey tea.
gone all grey here now.
meh.Comment
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