The pissing persists
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostThe pissing persists
Stopped here now, the heavenly urethra is empty.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Sausages in finger rolls for lunch; very nice
I've taken to doing the sausages under the grill rather than frying them. This works well for some sausages, but for these particular ones I think frying works better. We live and learn
The rain has stopped, though the weather app is cautiously suggesting there might be some more showers before things finally clear up properly this eveningComment
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Lunch: Heinz leek & potato soup, Hovis seedsensation bread, ham & sweet chili (run out of mustard BBE 08/2019) on same, red corner yog thing, 0.91 pints of good Glengettie tea.
The phone scammers are back in business, it's been endless this morning.
Not that I answer of course.When the fun stops, STOP.Comment
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The rain has stopped here for a while and it's brightened up again. The caretaker is out watering the neighbour's plantsComment
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Still raining.
Freecell score: 100%, running average 83% (83.14%).
Entertainment: Dear old Charlton narrating a thing about special ops in 'Nam back in the day, wot's this ear & all that.
Then a thing about little tracked robots with an impressive selection of insane things to put on top of it, starting with a gripper, which was used to put a block of C4 on a landmine (it had a 6 minute fuze on it so no rush, like), then a grenade launcher, followed by a rocket launcher, all remote controlled.
Looked like fun.
Then a thing that was essentially a chemical weapons sensing lab on wheels, identifying chemicals via a mass spectrometer.
The presenter's previously used underpants were "unidentified".When the fun stops, STOP.Comment
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Popped out to post my Dad his father's day card and it's lovely out there now. Blue sky, big fluffy clouds, really warm, gentle breeze.
Almost moved the car and then remembered that it's going in for its MOT and service tomorrow so no point.Comment
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I also emptied the plant saucers on my way out, as they were full to overflowing. Sopping wet roots do not make for a happy plant.Comment
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