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Originally posted by covbob View PostI'm now being given a precis of the book "Super Worm."
Sadly the CovKids can only remember the first page...Originally posted by covbob View PostAnd now CovKid 1 is trying to convince me that he has a book called "Super Spider." It seems to bear a striking resemblance to "Superworm" with "worm" replaced with "spider" each time.Originally posted by covbob View PostNot really. I'm being given the first page ad nauseam without anything to follow.Originally posted by covbob View PostI'm informed that the book goes:
"One duck, one duck met Super Spider because he was so happy all day."
Creative stuff.Originally posted by covbob View PostAnd Super Spider has 13 tentacles."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Morning all
Dry.
White sky with blue bits.
Wanly sunny.
Thursday.
I didn't put the bins out.When the fun stops, STOP.Comment
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In 2020 a crack drivel unit was banned from the forum by The Worst Mod for a crime they didn't commit.
These chunts promptly escaped from General to Light Relief. Today, still wanted by Admin they survive as posters of fortune. If you have workplace boredom, if no-one else can help and if you can find them... maybe you can hire the TPD team.Comment
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostIt's Thursday, which is garden waste day here. Except it's every other Thursday, the same week as black bin Monday. Which means no bins today, as it was green bin on Monday.
Nearly as incomprehensible as a NF technical post....Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
Nearly as incomprehensible as a NF technical post....Comment
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Originally posted by covbob View PostInterrupted by someone knocking a glass off the worktop in the kitchen.
OK, remember, you're working now.
Wife/Husband/Partner: Senior Manager (or "Head of HR" or "Person who signs my timesheets"/"Person who pays my invoices")
Child: Co-worker
Pet: Assistant
We will accept: "Senior management have called a meeting later today to discuss performance", not "my wife thinks I'm doing something wrong"
"My co-worker has decided it's no pants Thursday"
"My assistant has her head in my lap and is staring up at me with her cute face"
etc…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View PostMorning all
Dry.
White sky with blue bits.
Wanly sunny.
Thursday.
I didn't put the bins out.
Was it bin day today. If not then perhaps it's not a problem.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
Nearly as incomprehensible as a NF technical post....
Bin flowchart requiredThe Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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