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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostAnd under some circumstances (which I haven't worked out)Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostWhen someone makes an intelligent remark in general?Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostWhen someone makes an intelligent remark in general?
Specifically.
There's the first visit to YeOldeNewe Sloughe of Desponde done and dusted.
My room looks much the same as it did.
Managed to recover a couple of things I forgot: my spirit level (knock once for yes, knock twice for no), and my single transistor on a wafer device that's wandered around with me for the last 30 or so years and which remained unregarded in a plastic bag marked "Transistors" which is used to show the uninterested esteemed customers wtf a transistor looks like.
All the boxes out of the lab have been moved elsewhere on the instructions of the new "head of skool" who actually isn't head of skool since that's been abolished but is now a PL.When the fun stops, STOP.Comment
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Originally posted by ladymuck View PostDrove down to West Sussex to visit the parentals...
Drove through a fake tunnel being constructed for No Time To Die, then headed down to a vineyard for a couple of days.
It’s a good job admin pays for these mod holidays...…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostDrove through a fake tunnel being constructed for No Time To DieComment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostA fake tunnel? Was it one of those ones the coyote paints on a rock face with a sign pointing at it saying "BIRD SEED THIS WAY"?
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Originally posted by greenlake View Post
Wile E Coyote was Acme's only customer. That's why the company had such poor quality control, they for some reason banked all their hopes on a single hungry desert dog
Acme was founded by the elon musk of its day.
"Guys. Get this. We're gonna sell rockets to a dog."
"we're going to sell rockets to dogs?"
A dog, Greg. A dog out in the desert. We're gonna disrupt the tulip out of this market. Who's with me?!
"But"
No buts, you piece of tulip. I want a rocket-powered pair of rollerskates on my desk by three or you're fired.
The team gingerly unveils a 10 ton anvil with a rocket crudely duct-taped to it.
1940's elon musk giggles, continuously, for a solid 5 minutes.
"Oh yes, boys, he's gonna love this. Ship it."
A year later, Acme now consists of 1940's elon musk and three car mechanics from Brooklyn.
They spend their time smoking pot and pondering about small dogs in the vast desert. Sometimes they mail a rocket to the middle of that desert.
Meanwhile, Wile E Coyote, brain enhanced due to nuclear fallout from nearby atom bomb tests, thinks this is all completely normal. The poor dog has no idea his entire lifestyle is one man's deranged dream.
Wile E Coyote, laboriously using a pen in his ungainly dog paws to scrawl a mail-order for a can of vantablack paint, thinking to himself how incredible capitalism is and how humans take it for granted.
Meanwhile, at Acme:
1940's elon musk: what if *takes a hit* we sell him painted tunnels.
Vinnie: how do you paint tunnels?
1940's elon musk: you jackass. He paints the tunnels. We just sell the paint. Unimaginably dark paint.
Somewhere in the vast austere majesty of an eroded desert, there exists a small mutated dog whose entire concept of capitalism is the product of 1940's elon musk feverdreaming about rockets"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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