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It's only manly if it's got HP sauce onOriginally posted by NickFitz View PostWWTFHS
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If your manly sauce is the colour of HP you need to see a doctor.Originally posted by BR14 View PostIt's only manly if it's got HP sauce on
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Today's lunch has been a fish finger bap (wholemeal) with red sauce, and it was extremely nice
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Thats a bit healthy for you. Anyone would think you had a health scare or something.....Originally posted by NickFitz View PostToday's lunch has been a fish finger bap (wholemeal) with red sauce, and it was extremely nice
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Afternoon all if all there be.
Very late lunch today since I've been to the metropolis that is Swansea for a mother's meeting with some old retired mates.
In The Bank Statement where I remember paying bills back in the day.
Buy a £1.30 cup and drink coffee all day.
Two were enough since I don't drink much coffee.
Buzzed around Swansea doing a bit of shopping, then came home on the X7.
Lunch turned out to be Heinz baked beans on Morrisons pumpkin seed toast which was Very Nice.
R4 is waffling on about aortic aneurysm, which is something I've recently been invited for screening and declined since I don't give a tulip one way or the other.
In other news, it's now quite sunny and becoming unpleasantly warm.
Earlier, despite being cooler, the humidity made it quite sweaty.Last edited by DoctorStrangelove; 7 August 2019, 15:06.When the fun stops, STOP.Comment
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My grandmother died for that. Painless quick way to go.Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View PostR4 is waffling on about aortic aneurysm, which is something I've recently been invited for screening and declined since I don't give a tulip one way or the other.
1st April 2001 she received a census form for 30th April 2001. She filled it in and sent it back immediately as she knew she would live forever.
Of course, she died 13th April. Who says God does not have a sense of humour?Comment
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Mostly dry cycle home. With one enormous downpour. I was dry 5 minutes later.
There was a very long downpour in Sarf-East London. I was indoors by then.
So if you are looking for rain, I have it all.....Comment
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WTFH would love grand tour series 3 episode 2. Filming wildlife in Columbia.
Not sure about the locals having relations with donkeys though.....Comment
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