test please delete

[MrMarkyMark]

Although eagerly awaiting Mrs. MarkyMarks return I have a Dexter T bone for tea .

Ye old metal griddle is out, feckin weighs a bloody ton!

You can tell NF is on the mend, as he is fantasizing about bacon

[vetran]

All day breakfast for tea, with orange juice, and chocolate mousse

I’ll be glad to get back to eating quality sausages and bacon again

The food has improved since I was in. Sounds like you are on the mend.

[NickFitz]

The food has improved since I was in. Sounds like you are on the mend.

The food's not that bad, for a few days. Two weeks of it is around ten days too long though

[MrMarkyMark]

Have just been reminded why we don't use ye olde griddle pan any more .

The T bone was cooked to absolute perfection with a lovely crust on it

Unfortunately the smoke alarm went off at least 3 times seemingly endlessly, Mrs. MarkyMark had to deal with it whilst on the phone.

Of course its so feckin' safe you can't just do something as simple as take the battery out

An additional stark reminder as to why the indoor BBQ concept doesn't really cut it in a one bedroom flat

[BrilloPad]

Lamb Tagine for dinner.

[MrMarkyMark]

Lamb Tagine for dinner.

Yum, did you cook it Brillo, I mean Alegenon

I should have said, Mrs. Marky Mark responded calmley about the alarm.

I just checked my balls, they are also still there

[BrilloPad]

Yum, did you cook it Brillo, I mean Alegenon

I should have said, Mrs. Marky Mark responded calmley about the alarm.

I just checked my balls, they are also still there

Don't be silly! I am only allowed into the kitchen to clear up.

I just checked my balls. I do so every few seconds. When Mrs BP complains I remind her its complex down there.

[MrMarkyMark]

Don't be silly! I am only allowed into the kitchen to clear up.

I just checked my balls. I do so every few seconds. When Mrs BP complains I remind her its complex down there.

Sounds like Mrs. BP is very lucky with such a restrained attitude......

Thats all I'm going to say

[NickFitz]

I was hoping they’d remove the two remaining cannulas in my left arm, but it seems not tonight

Still, I’m hoping to get a decent night’s sleep now I have a room to myself, and no machines that go ping

[BR14]

I was hoping they’d remove the two remaining cannulas in my left arm, but it seems not tonight

Still, I’m hoping to get a decent night’s sleep now I have a room to myself, and no machines that go ping

one day at a time, old son.
if you miss the pings, i'm sure some of your mates here can supply them