test please delete

[BR14]

The nurses have just done the handover to the night shift, and so one of the new ones came round to do our blood pressures and what have you. They record this data on an iPhone, which communicates with some central repository. Anyway, this nurse was complaining about how bright the screen was set and that she didn't know how to change it, so I showed her how to swipe up from the bottom of the screen to access Control Centre and adjust it

did you get the address to send the invoice to??

[MrMarkyMark]

Tonight's NHS dinner was beef casserole with boiled spuds and dumplings, followed by apple crumble and custard

I'm eating more here than I do at home

Spoilt by the hospital, who would have thunk it.

if you cooked it right, - no bacteria will dare approach it.
for fear o' a glesga kiss!

It's called "scotch" broth for a reason, would probably last 5-6 weeks, unrefrigerated .

[BR14]

Spoilt by the hospital, who would have thunk it.



It's called "scotch" broth for a reason, would probably last 5-6 weeks, unrefrigerated .

like the drink, matures with age

[barrydidit]

I have made a foolish error. I decided a lamb curry with yesterdays leftovers would be a good thing, and due to the paucity of veg in the veg drawer, thought a diced potato would be a good addition. Well, the fecker is steadfastly refusing to cook, despite a foil hat on the pan, copious liquid and an increasingly aggressive flame under the pan.

In an attempt to look on the positive side, I have at least managed to open all the post which has arrived over the last month and consign all but one sheet of paper to the log burner. This hasn't helped my tea but has at least ticked a box on the never ending list of tulip-That-Needs-Doing

[MrMarkyMark]

I have made a foolish error. I decided a lamb curry with yesterdays leftovers would be a good thing, and due to the paucity of veg in the veg drawer, thought a diced potato would be a good addition. Well, the fecker is steadfastly refusing to cook, despite a foil hat on the pan, copious liquid and an increasingly aggressive flame under the pan.

In an attempt to look on the positive side, I have at least managed to open all the post which has arrived over the last month and consign all but one sheet of paper to the log burner. This hasn't helped my tea but has at least ticked a box on the never ending list of tulip-That-Needs-Doing

oh....

dear.

Steam b4 adding to the previous days goodness

[NickFitz]

Now they've got me shoving cream up my nostrils to protect me from MRSA. A laudable aim, but it makes the inside of my nose feel a bit weird

Anyway, they don't seem bothered about me charging an iPhone, iPad, and MacBook Air simultaneously from the sockets intended for Important Medical Equipment™

[BR14]

Now they've got me shoving cream up my nostrils to protect me from MRSA. A laudable aim, but it makes the inside of my nose feel a bit weird

Anyway, they don't seem bothered about me charging an iPhone, iPad, and MacBook Air simultaneously from the sockets intended for Important Medical Equipment™

I would! - the only thing apples are good for is cider

[DaveB]

did you get her phone number to call when you get out?

FTFY

[WTFH]

TFBSZ

[BR14]

FTFY

hey, gie him a couple a days tae get his breath back

TFBSZ

SZISUL